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Good Morning! This is Reverend Doktor C. Sarian, voice of the Mid Coast Sub Church of Paranoia, with a special paranoid report:

Elizabeth Warren, senate Amazon and outspoken liberal strumpet, declared recently that people cannot live without government. Bypassing for the moment any conflict of interest inherent in her being a government employee, her statement seems plausible enough. The predictable example she offers is roads and highways. Ms. Warren avers it is inconceivable that each person fixing the road in front of her own house could produce the interstates. That’s certainly true on its face. However, she failed to mention the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System is a strategic roadway. Its intended function is to allow rapid deployment of troops within the U.S. Who hasn’t seen convoys of HMMVs and support vehicles rumbling along on the freeway? But at least any American who can afford a vehicle may take advantage of high-speed, limited access, multi lane roadways that crisscross the land like a spider’s web, dividing communities yet providing practical vehicular access to nearly every location. That’s progress!

There are lots of other things government does that no person could, or would do:

• Militarize society to wage eternal war with repeated provocations, treacherous betrayals and lucrative subsidies for armament manufacture
• Institute regressive taxation to propel income inequality guaranteeing squalid living conditions for the masses and ostentatious luxury for the few.
• Permit pollution through regulation instead of prohibition of hazardous industrial praxis
• Surrender sovereignty to supranational corporations through treaties that abrogate and annul common law.
• Perpetuate invidious policies of legal discrimination based on color, race, creed, country of national origin, gender and income to foment strife and repression
• Operate a piratical judicial system to oppress people by extracting monetary penalties for infractions of a myriad municipal, state and federal regulations
• Install a network of public and private surveillance so ubiquitous and intrusive citizens become adjusted to never act out, nor speak freely anywhere, anytime
• Imprison millions for trumped up violations of oppressive yet opaque rules and regulations
• Devise and employ torture techniques calculated to terrorize the world while maintaining a semantic veneer of plausible legality
• Construct a gulag of torture franchises in cities and countries whose feudal structuring and brutal administrators allow acts of secret terror
• Finance development and procurement of weapons so dangerous they pose a threat not just to human life, but all life.

Ah.. What the hell?! Why dwell on bummy neg outs? Blow the levee in your Chevy and kite out for Vegas! That American dream is waiting just down the road!

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From the Mid Coast Sub Church of Paranoia, this is Reverend Doktor C. Sarian, with a special paranoid report.

Climate change continues unabated, but not undebated. The loudest voices are left-liberal climate change advocates who insist climate change can be stopped if only billions of climate deniers can be convinced change is inevitable. Then after a hard day at the roadblock, they drive home, pop a frozen pizza in the microwave and click on Netflix. Meanwhile, billions of benighted climate change deniers are doing nothing at all to stop the climate changing.

Many hardcore deniers believe climate change is God’s punishment for human homosexuality. Obviously, geologic evidence of climate is the result of gay marriage between dinosaurs. 

The most dangerous deniers are those cosmologists who for some reason expect people to believe the Sun, largest, most powerful local energy source, has something to do with Earth’s climate, and always has. Absurd. They are funded by the petroleum industry.

The ultimate narcissism of the left is the anthropocentric certainty climate change can be arrested if people could be arrested for releasing carbon. But it will take a lot more than panic purchases of heavy metal light bulbs and metal-free lightweight cars to arrest climate change. The greatest addiction of all is to instant access to energy systems. Modern man has become dependent upon unlimited available power from fossilized organic material converted to electricity and liquid fuels. No one will voluntarily renounce reliance upon outsourced energy. Nothing short of the global eco-fascism of Agenda 21 will curb human demand for more energy.

Environmentalism is ego-logical, not eco-logical. Its concern is not natural ecosystems, but managed habitat for perpetual population growth. Should Earth become an urban jungle, with a hundred billion humans living in cells, absorbing carefully regulated doses of energy? Or an actual jungle in which humans are so rare they could never affect ecosystems? Which is scarier?

Earth change is here. Seas are rising, or drying up. Ice is melting, or advancing. Floods, droughts, blizzards, heat waves, typhoons, earthquakes, tsunamis, sandstorms, whirlwinds are in the forecast!

Earth changes! Get over it!

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