Lies and Other Truths

Good morning! This is Reverend Doktor C. Sarian, voice of the Mid-Coast Sub-Church of Paranoia, with a Paranoid Report:

Today – Lies and Other Truths

Everything you are told is a lie, everything you know is a lie. Sure, you can point to kernels of verifiable truth amidst the falsehoods, but they are only padding, to increase the “truthiness” of the lie. To paraphrase Winston Churchill – In wartime the lie is so precious it must be attended by a bodyguard of truth. 

There is no “informed electorate”. All official reports are intended solely to control your behavior, not to inform political participation. Absent any informed debate of the human condition, people are reduced to arguing the details of various lies to which they have become attached. By dint of endless repetition, lies become reality, embedded in society, enshrined in history. Lies are the foundation of the military industrial complex, the essential underpinning of socialist surveillance society, the bedrock of obedient political consciousness. Questioning any popular lie is a one-way ticket to derision, detention or death. 

But you really should know:

USS Maine is a lie. The explosion was caused by coal gas in the fuel bunkers. Result – war with Spain.

RMS Lusitania is a lie. The ship was carrying munitions and was a legitimate wartime target. Result – America enters European war

Pearl Harbor is a lie. The Japanese code had been broken, Roosevelt and Hopkins were monitoring the progress of the Japanese fleet, but did not warn commanders in Hawaii because they wanted war.

Tonkin Gulf is a lie. Phantom blips were falsely reported as an attack. Result – the Viet Nam war.

Persian Gulf is a lie. Sensational reports of babies dumped from incubators were fabricated. Result – the Gulf war.

Gulf War 2 is a lie. False weapons claims were presented to the UN. Result – war. Dollar denominated oil export policy reimposed in Iraq.

The Kennedy assassination is a lie. Lyndon Johnson gave the order, George Bush directed the sniper team. Oswald was a sacrificial pawn.

HIV=AIDS is a lie. There is no AIDS virus; AIDS is caused by toxins.

9/11 is a lie. Four buildings were demolished with explosives as three airplanes misdirected public attention. Result – war of terror

Terror attacks is a lie. Terror attacks are simulated and self inflicted. Result - fascism

The war on terror is a lie. Taliban militants can’t hurt you; corporations want their drugs and minerals. Result – the longest war.

Global Warming is a lie. Global Warming policy leads to global police state. Humans are powerless to control Earth’s climate.

Genetic engineering is a lie. The only yields increased are profits. Result - poverty

Obombacare is a lie. It is not health care for people, but wealth care for industry.

Water fluoridation is a lie. Sodium fluoride is toxic, does not prevent cavities, but damages the nervous system. Result – stupidity

Representative government is a lie – all representatives are deeply compromised by personal information held by spy agencies. Result – oppression

National security is a lie – officials claim security to protect their power structure while threatening the people. Result - chaos

Nuclear power generation is a lie. Nukes have never made a profit, are too hazardous to insure, and too complicated to operate safely. Result - doomsday

The world seems pretty crazy if you believe the lies. Why on Earth would they do that? is a rational response to the apparent incongruity between stated goals and the actual effects of policy. Like a picture puzzle with half the pieces inverted, once the lies are flipped over they fall into place perfectly, and suddenly it all makes sense. They are screwing you!

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