It’s All Your Fault

If you have an alcohol problem it is your fault because you have the disease of alcoholism

If you sicken after being vaccinated it is your fault because you are allergic

If you fall behind in your payments it is your fault for not budgeting

If the climate collapses it is your fault because you release CO2

Replicating the Catholic Church’s successful program of guilt indoctrination, today’s agnostic liberal society is a Cult of Culpability. Modern citizens are deeply imbued with the notion that persistent problems that plague mankind are the personal responsibility of private individuals for their buying patterns and daily activities. Regardless how ubiquitous, addictive, toxic, cheap spirituous beverages are, the drunk is to blame for his own fall. Likewise, a healthy patient who sickens after inoculation must be allergic to the drug, no matter how rushed its development, or track record of toxicity. Anyone who falls deeply into debt is a personal failure despite the economy is rigged so the poorest pedal hardest while the largest relax. Earth’s climate is so sensitive to human activity that each person’s exhalations are a roadblock to achieving net-zero. Though industry has been producing ozone-destroying chemicals for a century, dark forces spray metals and drugs from aircraft, as well as irradiate the atmosphere with powerful radar, and periodic solar activity is known to affect Earth’s climate, nevertheless, it is each individual’s fault for emitting CO2. 

Guilt for the poxes of mankind is a monkey on the back of humanity. It is difficult to arise with a monkey on the back. 

As the great Saint Lenny Bruce said:

“American society cripples you, then arrests you for limping!”

In the Church of the SubGenius we say:

CAST OFF THOSE CRUTCHES AND CRAWL WITH PRIDE!

Reverend Doktor C. Sarian

Mid Coast Sub Church of Paranoia

Church of the SubGenius

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