Be Brave

Be Brave, New World

Restrictions, requirements rescinded; case counts collapse

Drug companies admit fraud, reimburse injured patients, families $trillions 

Bex, Fauxi, Gapes, Swab convicted, executed for crimes against humanity

Putin, Zelenssky stop war, play chess for dominance; arms deals crumble

China accepts cheese corn puffs, fried pork rinds as repayment of US debt

First Nations, Hawaii, Porto Rico regain independence from US annexation

Israel renounces Zionist occupation, joins Arab nations in Middle East peace

DOJ quashes indictments, frees Pelletier, Manning, Assange, Snowden, Mumia

Spy agencies defunded, disbanded; local police invested, respected

Bidden’s dementia cured by massive LSD dosage

Chump’s megalomania cured by massive LSD dosage

Drug war ends – all drug use now legal for everyone, everywhere

Crime rates plummet as courts, cops catch up with drug-docket backlog

2A open season on lawyers; personal litigations drop to zero

Race, gender diversity issues mooted by transhumanism

SEC shuts down Wall Street, local economies recover overnight

Child sex traffickers exposed, crushed - globalist pederasts’ genitals shrivel

Wildlife exploitation ends; poachers fed to free range lions, tigers and bears 

Rock ‘n roll enshrined as art – across the nation dancing in the street

Internet ruled public commons, corporate censorship ceases

TV purged of politics, honest elections held, populist candidates sweep field

SubGenius recognized as ubermenschen, awarded UN Security Council seat

Fukujima reactors successfully entombed, heavy water cleansed, released

GMO bacteria consume plastic waste, excrete clean fuel oil

Climate change halted by popular adoption of energy-free lifestyle

Reduced consumerism eliminates resource competition, ending war

Peace dividend funds comprehensive infrastructure revamp

Worldwide application of regional biodynamic agriculture ends hunger forever

Humans abandon patrism, embrace cultural matrism, rejoice in Global Love

April Fool!

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