Al Queda

Al Queda Qu’aida Qaeda Qa’ida Kaeda - Though lacking consensus about spelling or pronunciation, CONspiracy media make countless repeated references to al Qaeda, keeping the supposed scourge in plain public view. Even Amy Goodman invariably pronounces it “al kchaEEduh”, with an initial sound like hocking a lougie to make this imaginary term sound Arabic in origin.

The term was originally coined during the Soviet Afghan war to refer to a database of mujahedeen mercenaries paid by the U.S. to combat Soviet colonialism. Despite overwhelming air support and firepower, Soviet Russia was only the latest empire to break its back in the desert mountains of Afghanistan. By 1989 the Soviet regime was exhausted, sectarian extremists became the de facto government in Afghanistan, and the Islamic community was designated the new enemy of freedom. Mujahedeen funding was terminated, which inculcated resentment against their erstwhile employers. Repeated oppression of Muslim peoples everywhere by corporate/government alienated Islam, sparking resistance worldwide. It was only a baby step to associating al Qaeda with any militant group of Muslims. Today al Qaeda is used the way “communist” was used sixty years ago, “anarchist” one hundred twenty years ago, and “rebel” two hundred forty years ago as a sobriquet for any person, group or country unwilling to borrow money from the international banking cartel, or obey orders from globalist military occupation.

Americans are programmed to believe al Qaeda is a multi tentacled, international, hierarchic, quasi military infrastructure of global reach masterminded by Osama bin Laden, known to Donald Rumsfeld and the “intelligence” community as Tim Osman since he carried water for the CIA against the Soviets, and that after his staged “assassination” in 2012 it transformed into a headless, but even more dangerous body fired to vengefulness by the White House proclamation of the execution of its leader.

Whistleblowers from the intel community have insisted repeatedly there is no such global organization called al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is simply a convenient slur for anything swarthy and objectionable. Hillary Clinton made an offhand on mic remark about “creating al Qaeda”. Is disinformation? Or is THAT disinformation? 

Rather than try to prove anyone’s membership in a phantom terror structure conjured by fearmongers to alarm the public, the CONspiracy paints any individual not squarely in step with corporate globalism in al Qaeda colors by characterizing any militia, revolutionary or advocacy group, whether violent or non violent, and even white, suburban Americans as:

Al Qaeda – Like, in that they appear to conspirators to hate freedom

Al Qaeda – Linked, because a friend texted someone in Palestine

Al Qaeda – Style, by affecting the opaque tactic of being ordinary citizens

Al Qaeda – Affiliates, like a global confab of arcane guild members

Al Qaeda – Aligned, as if in rank on a global parade ground marching eyes right

Al Qaeda – Associates, as if they were legal partners with professional jihadis

Al Qaeda – Inspired, as suicide bombing is inspirational, like being nailed to a board

Al Qaeda – Supporter, for donating to medical relief for the children of Gaza

Al Qaeda – Spin offs, like a new product line

Al Qaeda – Types, for fitting the profile of sectarian, tribal, outraged, indomitable

Al Qaeda – Franchises, like independently owned fast food chain restaurants

Al Qaeda – Branches, as if it had offices everywhere

Al Qaeda – Subsidiaries, like an umbrella organization for any fringe group

Al Qaeda – Sympathizers, because terrorists are bad, but cute

Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula or AQAP

Al Qaeda in the Islamist Magreb or AQIM

White Al Qaeda, to identify European Christian converts to Islamism, or survivalism. 

It is said rebels fighting in Libya raised the “al Qaeda flag”. Does anyone know what it looks like? Is it just a black banner? Or is it hyperbole?

Is it terrorism to foreclose on working people’s homes? Is it terrorism to bomb wedding parties with drones? No because that doesn’t frighten powerful men. Terrorism is not foreclosure but disclosure. They are deaf to sobbing, but fearful of mobbing. The People is what frightens them.

Oddly, in recent years, the U.S. has found a renewed need for recourse to al Qaeda mercenaries, notably in Libya and Syria and doubtless dozens of other places as a foil against regimes the banksters consider “unfriendly” for managing their own currencies. Al Qaeda transformed into ISIS/ISIL, which now looms so awesome even Al Qaeda seems quaint in comparison. Almost as soon as it became common knowledge the U.S. was financing and supplying ISIS, Russia began airstrikes against ISIS positions, outraging the U.S. state department, which had been successfully maintaining a military quagmire in the region for over a decade. Now ISIS cells are alleged to be sleeping in the U.S. just waiting for the order from terror central command to blow themselves up in the mall. It shouldn’t seem odd to patriotic citizens that ISIS is said to attack the U.S. but never Israel, which is much more conveniently located right next door.

Reverend Doktor C. Sarian

Mid Coast Sub Church of Paranoia

Church of the SubGenius

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